"Yours are the only emails I actually open and read" - a regular reply in my inbox since 2009...and I'll bet in yours, too, once you subscribe and learn by pure, lazy osmosis to become the most compelling writer around. That said, no promises on improving your moral character.
“But I was having a kidney transplant! 😢”*
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“But I was having a kidney transplant!”* [See note at bottom] “Our wifi and cell service went out…for the whole week!” “I got food poisoning mid checkout and accidentally closed the tab when I went to vomit. 😢” “My pug had complications from a lower face lift and it’s been intense.” “I was kept in a well by a serial killer who made me apply lotion so he could turn me into a skin suit and got rescued just after your cart close.” “I never got an answer to the question I decided to ask a minute before the deadline!” “I’ve been in a coma!” I’ve heard every excuse for missing an expiring bonus or offer. Most boil down to: “I didn’t see your emails until now because ___.” That’s why I send so many, and try to make them unignorable. It’s why I build excitement beforehand and let you know it’s coming. It’s why I send at least some emails that are obvious offers, with a honking subject line and preview text, like so: Of course, some people will miss them anyway — because of their kidnapping, their pet’s surgery, etc. Often, perfectly legit reasons. But I use my whole arsenal of attention grabbers, (real) urgency, and other non-sleazy profit boosters to make sure anyone who’s meant to have what I’m selling knows about it… …And why it’ll work for them. That’s just what I teach in Email Cash Cow, free when you pay in full for Inbox Hero (at 51% off) before TOMORROW at 11:59pm ET. In Email Cash Cow, you’ll discover: 🐮 15 “click blockers” that kill conversions, and how to fix them fast 🐮 The ick-busting belief shift that makes selling feel natural and (I swear) fun 🐮 9 story types that act like “selling salts” for your reader’s brain 🧂🧠 🐮 22 non-sleazy profit boosters to pump up clicks and joyful sales in any email Here’s what you’ll get in my most generous Inbox Hero offer ever: 🎉My Secret Subject Line Stash (Value $299) 🎉Talking Shrimp’s Genius Index (Value $199, but also priceless) 🎉Invitation to a brand-new LIVE Email Makeover Jam /Coaching Call (Value $299) 🎉Make Your Point STORY-TO-SALE Workshop + Point Finder AI Tool (Value $499) 🎉NEW TRAINING! Tighter, Better, Faster Emails With AI (Value $299) 🎉NEW AI TOOL! The Shreditor, which I built to edit my own emails (Value $299) And, as mentioned, pay in full and you’ll get: 🎉Email Cash Cow: Tweaks To Milk More Sales From Every Send (Value $499) This offer EXPIRES TOMORROW, Thurs. Nov 5th, at 11:59pm ET. Don’t wait till then. Take a look at Inbox Hero now. If you have questions the FAQ doesn’t cover, send them over so you can decide confidently, not in a panic. And if you’re ready, go for it. Tomorrow, if a sinkhole swallows your neighbor’s home or you’re taken hostage in a 48-hour bank robbery, at least you won’t be thinking, “Nooooo! I’m missing the Inbox Hero deal!” Lock in Inbox Hero at 51% off plus the special bonus stack now. xoLaura PS - Got questions about Inbox Hero and whether it’s right for you? Hit reply and ask. PPS - Yes, you’ll have lifetime access to Inbox Hero — and you’ll get a free upgrade any time I add new features. In fact, all my alums now have the 2.0 version in their portals. Lots of new stuff to dive into. PPPS - *Reply with the word “KIDNEY” and I’ll tell you about the incensed reply I got about a kidney transplant the last time I sent this email. Psst! Since you're signed up to get my emails on a weekly basis, here's what you missed this week!
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Laura Belgray (Talking Shrimp)
"Yours are the only emails I actually open and read" - a regular reply in my inbox since 2009...and I'll bet in yours, too, once you subscribe and learn by pure, lazy osmosis to become the most compelling writer around. That said, no promises on improving your moral character.
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