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Last time I sent this email, I used the subject line “Stop c**ck blocking.” Got the following reply: Didn’t bother me, as you can see from the subject line in this one. I’m just giving the Shrimpers what they want. Whenever I deliver an email training, the chat’s full of people looking for more c**cks. Naughty! If you’re counting letters vs asterisks, you know it’s not the word that usually pairs (and rhymes) with “block.” And if your emails get great opens and replies but not great sales, you’ve probably guessed what it is. (Hint: a certain metric.) TA-DA. The big reveal: If that’s your issue, congrats on your excellent subject lines! They’re doing their job. The emails themselves might also be a phenomenal read. But if your subscribers aren’t clicking, we’ve got a problem. Because clicks = sales. And while “I love your emails!” is wonderful to hear, what you really want is: “I love your emails. Just bought!” That’s why, as part of my most generous offer ever for Inbox Hero, I’ve included a pay-in-full bonus that fixes it: EMAIL CASH COW. In this robust video training, you’ll discover: (What? You? A click blocker? Yep, even seasoned writers make these sneaky mistakes.) 🐮 The ick-busting belief shift that makes selling in email feel natural and (I swear) fun (No more leaving low-hanging fruit 🍇 — aka easy sales — unplucked. You're allowed to sell!) 🐮 9 story types that act like “selling salts” for your reader’s brain🔆🧠 (Instant jolts to their must-buy receptors.) 🐮 22 non-sleazy profit boosters to pump up clicks and joyful sales in any email (“I just purchased! What is this strange magic of yours?”← Prepare to get this reply again and again.) With this pay-in-full bonus plus Inbox Hero and all the other bonuses I’m throwing in, your emails will be the most fun to read and impossible to resist buying from — in anyone’s inbox. This offer ends tonight, Thursday, at 11:59pm ET. Let’s go! Stop c**ck-blocking your own profits. Become a c**ck magnet and Inbox Hero now. xoLaura PS - Got questions about Inbox Hero that aren’t answered here? Hit reply and ask now so you’re not in a decision panic tonight. ← That’s when this deal ends. PPS - Did my subject line offend you? Make you think, “I’d never send something like that to my list, it’s unprofessional”? Good news: You don’t have to be slangy, cussy, or edgy to make Inbox Hero work for you — just willing to sound like you, not a robot. Deal? Heads up — this special offer for Inbox Hero at 51% off with a small fortune worth of bonuses ends tonight! If you’d like to mute the rest of these Inbox Hero emails, you can click this link. Love Shrimp Mail? Forward this to a friend so they can get in on the action and sign up below.
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"Yours are the only emails I actually open and read" - a regular reply in my inbox since 2009...and I'll bet in yours, too, once you subscribe and learn by pure, lazy osmosis to become the most compelling writer around. That said, no promises on improving your moral character.
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