"Yours are the only emails I actually open and read" - a regular reply in my inbox since 2009...and I'll bet in yours, too, once you subscribe and learn by pure, lazy osmosis to become the most compelling writer around. That said, no promises on improving your moral character.
Two lies and a 600% income bump
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If I were the squealing type, I’d squeal over this: One Shrimp Club member, M, told me at our wrap party last June that she’d sold three spots in a program she hadn’t even opened or talked about. Another member, Kathryn (I’ve written about her), reported that in December of that year, her luxury wax seal business had started earning a full year of her old salary EVERY TWO MONTHS. That’s six times her annual paycheck. (*Former* annual paycheck. She quit the day job to focus on her business.) You know what? F– it. Who says I can’t squeal? I just did. And now a herd of pigs is running toward me. What did each of them (the Shrimpers, not the pigs) credit for their wins? EMAIL. M had been sending weekly emails to her teeny, brand-new list. Three separate subscribers wrote to say, “I love what you’re doing. How can I work with you?” She told them her program wasn’t open till September, and they said, “Don’t care. Take my money now.” Kathryn, meanwhile, started emailing three times a week. Thought people would flee. Instead, her list opens every email and pounces on every launch. Her products sell out again and again…thanks to email. She’s earning, I’ll repeat, over 600% of her old salary, like clockwork. (It’s climbed even higher during a recent round of Shrimp Club and she’s now had her first $1M+ year.) True story! Now, time to call BS on two lies. Lie 1 - “Email doesn’t work anymore.” Whoever said that, maybe they meant corny, salesy, AI-generated email doesn’t work anymore? Because that’s true. But great emails? Magic. Email has long been the engine of my business, and is, hands-down, the most powerful way to reach your audience and get them to click “buy now.” Lie 2 - “If you email, they will Think emailing your list about an offer more than once will have them throwing shoes and moldy tomatoes at you? Or just make them unsubscribe with a final, “Bye, Reader, you make me sick”? Wrongedy wrong wrong. Sure, you might get an uptick in unsubscribes if you email relentlessly. (Which I do at the end of every promotion. Lots of emails, lots of unsubscribes.) But guess what? If you send more emails, you’ll make more sales. Take it from Dani, yet another Shrimp Club superstar. Are you encouraged, too? If you want to write money-making emails and stories people can’t stop reading... If you want your mind buzzing with inspired ideas to write to your list (even if it’s teeny)... Then you should ABSOLUTELY grab Inbox Hero! It’s now open for 51% off — but that ends tonight (Thurs.) at 11:59pm ET. And remember, these hugely valuable bonuses expire tonight, too: ✅ Make Your Point plus AI tool, The Point Finder (Value: $499) ✅ The Talking Shrimp Genius Index (Value: $199; once used – priceless) ✅ The Talking Shrimp Secret Subject Line Stash (Value: $299) ✅ A brand new LIVE Email Makeover Jam and Coaching Call (a chance to get my eyes and feedback on YOUR email) (Value: $299) Pay in full and you’ll get: ✅ Email Cash Cow: Tweaks To Milk More Sales From Every Send (Value: $499) PLUS… 🎉An instant upgrade to Inbox Hero 2.0! That includes: 🔥 Fresh breakdowns of high-converting emails (some from surprising industries, e.g. a nonprofit) 🔥 More video guidance for the “I like to watch” crowd 👀 🔥 NEW TRAINING! Tighter, Better, Faster Emails With AI 🔥 NEW AI TOOL! The Shreditor, which I built to edit my own emails Snap these up before they go bye-bye and the price of Inbox Hero DOUBLES. 📈 If you’re not ready, you can get it any time for the full $999. The special offer and bonuses vanish tonight (Nov. 5) at 11:59pm ET. When I see you’ve joined, I will squeal. xoLaura PS - Want a little free publicity? Screenshot and story your exciting new purchase, like these Shrimpers below, and I’ll story you back. I check the stats — people always tap the tag to check you out. Tag me at @laurabelgray for a win-win. Love Shrimp Mail? Forward this to a friend so they can get in on the action and sign up below.
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Laura Belgray (Talking Shrimp)
"Yours are the only emails I actually open and read" - a regular reply in my inbox since 2009...and I'll bet in yours, too, once you subscribe and learn by pure, lazy osmosis to become the most compelling writer around. That said, no promises on improving your moral character.
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