"Yours are the only emails I actually open and read" - a regular reply in my inbox since 2009...and I'll bet in yours, too, once you subscribe and learn by pure, lazy osmosis to become the most compelling writer around. That said, no promises on improving your moral character.
[39 mins] ⏰ LAST CALL to be an Inbox Hero!
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39 minutes, Reader. This is the last one. Are you ready to join Inbox Hero with all the bonuses and at the special price (before it doubles)? Or are you waiting till the stroke of 11:59:59? You really do live on the edge. Here's your last chance to get this steal of a deal on Inbox Hero. So, for the love of email (and you're going to love it, I promise), jump in now! xoLaura PS - This purchase could change your life. (Email Hero is the official name when it’s purchased in the UK, in case you’re confused.) Love Shrimp Mail? Forward this to a friend so they can get in on the action and sign up below.
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Laura Belgray (Talking Shrimp)
"Yours are the only emails I actually open and read" - a regular reply in my inbox since 2009...and I'll bet in yours, too, once you subscribe and learn by pure, lazy osmosis to become the most compelling writer around. That said, no promises on improving your moral character.
Psst! It's the LAST FEW HOURS to get Inbox Hero + Story Hero. Which means I'll be sending a few more emails about them. If you'd rather skip 'em let me know by clicking the link below. Read the link before you click → ⚠️I DON’T want today’s Inbox/Story Hero emails, thanks! Know what they're saying about your emails, Reader? I actually have no idea right now, but I know what they're saying in the future. After you go through Inbox Hero and Story Hero — which go away tonight (Thurs.) at 11:59pm...
Last time I sent this email, I used the subject line “Stop c**ck blocking.” Got the following reply: Didn’t bother me, as you can see from the subject line in this one. I’m just giving the Shrimpers what they want. Whenever I deliver an email training, the chat’s full of people looking for more c**cks. Naughty! If you’re counting letters vs asterisks, you know it’s not the word that usually pairs (and rhymes) with “block.” And if your emails get great opens and replies but not great sales,...
Hey - this email is about my limited-time offer for Inbox Hero! (Chance for my feedback, Make Your Point, Email Cash Cow, and other gold nuggets disappear tonight.)Don't want these emails about it but want to stay on my list? (Please stay!) --> No thanks. Please DON'T email me anymore about Inbox Hero. If I were the squealing type, I’d squeal over this: One Shrimp Club member, M, told me at our wrap party last June that she’d sold three spots in a program she hadn’t even opened or talked...