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Hi! I wrote this in advance, so I’ll just assume that when you open it I’ve been having a great birthday. I’m extra chill, with yesterday’s End-Of-Year Bonus class behind me. It went great — so many excited new Inbox Hero students! I live for messages like these in the chat: I did make a pretty irresistible offer, gotta say. So what have I been doing today? I’m going to guess that I’ve:
It may sound like an average day, but it still feels special — even though I didn’t plan right… Because once again, I blew off the explicit instructions Facebook gave me a week ahead to make the day “extra special.” What’s wrong with me, Reader? Why didn’t I obscure my lower face with a massive cake beard, as proposed above? My profile pic could’ve spent the week with candles sticking out of its mouth like walrus tusks. What better way to celebrate? And (facepalm) I didn’t do this, either: A countdown story! Brilliant! So hundreds of FB friends you’ve never spoken to get swept up in the anticipation like it’s New Year’s Eve or The Rapture — and can’t possibly neglect to post a generic “Happy Birthday!” Then you have to at least heart each one while you wonder why you’re doing so much work on YOUR birthday. Sigh. Opportunities missed. Well, you know what? It’s not too late to post a countdown timer. The fast action bonus for Inbox Hero, my Welcome Sequence Workshop, disappears in: That’s Saturday, Oct 31, at 11:59 pm ET. See details and grab it here. You know what’ll really make my birthday extra special? If you get Inbox Hero (with the Welcome Sequence Workshop and $2,094 in other bonuses) and then report to me later that it’s changed your life and business. Happy Birthday to me! xoLaura PS - Fun fact: I first launched Inbox Hero on my 50th birthday. It was a 6-figure launch. To make your next birthday extra special, I suggest making a sweet chunk of change through your emails. Bite me, Facebook. PPS - I did take one of FB’s suggestions and put up a fundraiser. I chose ACLU, because, y’know, democracy. (The salvation of which would also make a nice, belated birthday prezzie. Vote, y’all.) Love Shrimp Mail? Forward this to a friend so they can get in on the action and sign up below.
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Laura Belgray (Talking Shrimp)
"Yours are the only emails I actually open and read" - a regular reply in my inbox since 2009...and I'll bet in yours, too, once you subscribe and learn by pure, lazy osmosis to become the most compelling writer around. That said, no promises on improving your moral character.
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