So, this Instagram guru sold me by email


Hey!

If you’re in the online biz/marketing world I call “The Space,” you’ve probably heard (and heard and heard) about an overnight sensation named Jessi Jean and the big “Yap Challenge” launch that made her 7 million bucks. Or something like that.

She was teaching people to do what she does on social media: talk casually on video. AKA “yapping.” (Something I’ve been doing for years, but not with the ubiquitous, tiny, fuzzy mic or the name “yapping.”) And that puppy SOLD.

Her big money secret? Yapping, of course.

But not only yapping. That’s just how she gets engagement on Instagram.

You know what she was actually doing with the people sucked in by her videos? Me included, mind you.

She was getting us on her email list…

And then selling us the course via EMAIL. Right after handing over my email address, I got a long-ish, not especially polished, but warm and friendly welcome in my inbox. It told me about the upcoming course and made sure I was prepared to pounce at the word “go.”

The next day, I got the announcement that doors were open — in a full-on, brazen sales email.

We’re talking a mere 24 hours after I opted in. Zero lead-up, zero “value emails” building trust.

Girl, srsly? What is it they say? “Buy me dinner before you try to get me in bed” (except something less polite).

If you think I fell for it instead of unsubscribing her ass out of my inbox…

You’d be right!

I signed up for her emails because I was into what she was teaching and curious about her course. And then I bought.

If you think you have to court a new subscriber for days, weeks, or months before you make an offer, I’m here to tell you that’s 💩.

If you think it’s bad email etiquette to promote or sell “too often,” wrong-o there, too.

In case you haven’t noticed, I promote something in almost every email.

Sometimes it’s one of my bangin’ Talking Shrimp courses. Or an in-person event, like my NYC writing retreat, Bingeworthy Live. (March 21-22, 2027.)

Sometimes, a friend’s event, especially if I’m involved — like the Gateless Fall Festival, hosted by my book mentor Suzanne Kingsbury. Monday’s call with me and Terri Trespicio, about writing the book you want to write, was so good! Sign up and you can still get the replay.​

My main rule is, I have to make every email worth opening whether you’re interested in the offer or not.

And if I’m selling, I sell. Whatever story I tell, I make it directly relevant to the offer.

I’ll show you how to do all that next Thursday, so you can make more money this year by writing the right kind of emails to your list — even if it’s a tiny one.

Come to my free email class:

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See you there!

xoLaura

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Laura

Laura Belgray (Talking Shrimp)

"Yours are the only emails I actually open and read" - a regular reply in my inbox since 2009...and I'll bet in yours, too, once you subscribe and learn by pure, lazy osmosis to become the most compelling writer around. That said, no promises on improving your moral character.

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