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Apparently, it’s time for your new era
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I don’t understand astrology or put much stock in it, except that I identify strongly as a Scorpio because I’m obsessive and I notice I get along very well with Libras. (My husband being one.) Also, gotta believe in moon phases. They control the tides! That’s powerful stuff. I can’t control the sink sprayer. And, as I’m on my new “Woo Journey,” I’m open to whatever. So I was intrigued when I heard from my intuition coach, Deb Driscoll, that today marks a big event up in the galaxy. Aries, Saturn, and Neptune are having some kind of face-off or meetup-slash-work-retreat and disrupting shit but also shifting us into a new era? There was also something about the age of Aquarius, which confused me because of the song from Hair I used to listen to over and over in 1979. Wasn’t the dawning back then? Is it dawning again? The new era part is what excited me. While I don’t like change, I’m always looking for my Big Shift. The one where everything I want next in life starts to happen. That’s kind of the impetus for working with Deb to strengthen my intuition and see where it takes me. If you’re into this stuff, or semi-into this stuff, come join my Woo-Adjacent party on Substack — which, in itself, is part of my new era. I’ll be talking about this stuff more, with just a dash of side-eye. Subscribe here and then start with these: See you on the other side! (Oh, that sounds pretty woo, doesn’t it.) xoLaura
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